martes, 15 de mayo de 2012

ALTOGETHER OOKY - BLOODHOUND GANG

Caught you
Sniffing my boxers
Who the fuck does that
At Red Lobster?
Creepy
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
That's how your finger
Felt in my ass

I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

The way
Your kisses tasted
Skeeve me the hell out
Like shitting naked
Why would
I wanna stay friends?
Rather get raped by
Clowns again

I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse with
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

I rub the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I rub the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I rub the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I rub the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I rub the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again
I rub the lotion on the skin
Or else I get the hose again...

AZLYRICS

sábado, 12 de mayo de 2012

Tales of Excel

El otro día hice una lista de filósofos por siglos para un examen de Filosofía que justo tenía ese día. También lo he usado para hacer dibujitos y otras chorradas.

Por desgracia, en este ordenador no tengo Excel, solo tengo la mierdiversión 'Calc' de OpenOffice.org.

NEVER USE OPENOFFICE. IT SUCKS. PERIOD. SOLO SIRVE EL WRITER...EL IMPRESS ES UNA MIERDAAAAA